Ah yes

The dreaded first post. What to say and really, how to say it?

I guess I just want this as an outlet to be an asshole.
Because when you don't want to punch people in the face because they're being idiots, you go on the internet and look at funny pictures of cats, right? NO. You go on the internet and you yell about it on a blog.

Also, I have been finding some great blogs as of late that are written in a style worthy of a memoir. I'd like to achieve this subtle wit as well. And I believe I can.

And so that's all I'll say for now.